Jaded
As I’m becoming more cynical to everything, part of me is still scared.
Something to Believe
I am hiding from some beast, but the beast was always here.
Watching without eyes, because the beast is just my fear that I am just nothing.
Now its just what I’ve become, what am I waiting for, it’s already done.
Random
Dinh (2:26:17 AM): “• Digital day counters: Gizmos that count the days and hours food has been in the refrigerator, to help keep track of when that milk might be in danger of going bad.”
Dinh (2:26:22 AM): Are you kidding me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dinh (2:26:36 AM): the milk carton already has an expiration date -___-;;
itsatai (2:26:47 AM): lolol
itsatai (2:27:30 AM): oo they should make refrigerators with a hole on the outside like those water dispensers but you can put your own drink on the inside
Dinh (2:28:02 AM): and drink through the hole?
itsatai (2:28:10 AM): no >.>
itsatai (2:28:14 AM): you put your cup under the hole
itsatai (2:28:18 AM): and press a button
itsatai (2:28:21 AM): and it dispenses
itsatai (2:28:25 AM): you’ve never seen one?
itsatai (2:28:26 AM): for water
Dinh (2:28:36 AM): they have that already….
itsatai (2:28:49 AM): but for a customizable drink?
Dinh (2:29:11 AM): ahh i see…but can’t you just refrigerate your drink
Dinh (2:29:16 AM): or put it in a pitcher?
itsatai (2:29:27 AM): yeah but then i have to lift my arm to hold the drink
itsatai (2:29:36 AM): and if i never got enough milk in the first place
Dinh (2:29:43 AM): you have to lift your arm to drink the drink….hahahhaha
itsatai (2:29:44 AM): i couldn’t have the strength or the strong bones to pick up a gallon
itsatai (2:29:54 AM): and then i couldn’t drink any milk to get stronger!
itsatai (2:29:57 AM): it’s a terrible cycle
Dinh (2:30:23 AM): perhaps the amazing invention of straws will help you cure your woes
Dinh (2:30:38 AM): no lifting of cup or carton required!
Dinh (2:30:52 AM): heheheh
itsatai (2:30:56 AM): ew like put a straw in the gallon and just open the fridge door and drink from the straw?
Dinh (2:31:07 AM): yes
itsatai (2:31:09 AM): LOL
itsatai (2:31:14 AM): interesting
Dinh (2:31:20 AM): as long as you don’t backwash
Dinh (2:31:26 AM): and throw away every straw you use
itsatai (2:31:31 AM): oh
itsatai (2:31:33 AM): sai cheen
Dinh (2:32:09 AM): plus you get to enjoy paid air conditioning as you drink your beverage, it doesn’t get any better than that!
Dinh (2:33:06 AM): the production cost for a personalized beverage dispenser could cost hundreds of dollars, but straws will cost you less than a penny for one!
itsatai (2:33:15 AM): i’d still have to open the fridge door
itsatai (2:33:32 AM): which weigh like a billion pounds
Dinh (2:34:18 AM): yes, but opening the fridge door is beneficial to your health. that billion of pounds of weight you pull on can burn the calories that you are not burning when you sit on your couch
itsatai (2:36:47 AM): my lack of milk has left me with no choice but to lie on a couch all day
Dinh (2:37:44 AM): how will dispensing your milk be any different than direct drinking through a straw?
itsatai (2:38:00 AM): cause i can just put a cup against the wall and drink it
itsatai (2:38:08 AM): instead of having to open up my fridge door
itsatai (2:38:16 AM): bend down to reach the milk’s level in the refridgerator
itsatai (2:38:42 AM): and then exert even more energy by inhaling and concentrating on not buckling over due to my weak legs
Dinh (2:39:24 AM): but if you had a dispenser you’d have to tippy toe for a cup
Dinh (2:39:48 AM): and you must physically hold that cup from the cabinet to the refrigerator
Dinh (2:39:57 AM): then be able to dispense your milk
itsatai (2:40:11 AM): hmm true
Dinh (2:40:36 AM): and not to mention the hassel of cleaning your milk dispenser to keep it from smelling bad
itsatai (2:41:07 AM): as opposed to traveling 60 miles in the snow to buy a new pack of straws?!
Dinh (2:41:09 AM): *hassle
Dinh (2:41:24 AM): nooooo, you can get your straws when you buy your milk!
Dinh (2:41:50 AM): or if you order online, safeway makes free grocery deliveries
itsatai (2:42:51 AM): safeway doesn’t deliver to the countryside
itsatai (2:43:04 AM): where i trade corn and knowledge for gallons of milk
Dinh (2:43:44 AM): if you live in the country side, then it would definitely be a bad idea for a built milk dispenser
Dinh (2:44:02 AM): if it breaks down, technicians from india may not be able to assist you over the phone
Dinh (2:44:28 AM): or they won’t be able to locate your house for in house calls
itsatai (2:44:52 AM): it’s okay, my cousin jimjam bob works for the refridgerator company
itsatai (2:45:02 AM): which is how i pit the idea of the changeable dispenser to them in the first place
Dinh (2:45:26 AM): well your next door neighbor happens to be the local straw supplier
itsatai (2:45:49 AM): yes but my next door neighbor lives 60 miles away because it’s the countryside
itsatai (2:46:03 AM): in the opposite direction of the milk farmers
itsatai (2:46:24 AM): ps
itsatai (2:46:27 AM): you still owe me and tj a cake
Speaking of the Centrality of the Gospel
This might be an interesting read:
http://www.preachingtoday.com/skills/article_print.html?id=59945
